Burning Down the Motherfucking House

[akite.livejournal.com]

Title: Burning Down the Motherfucking House
Author: sister_wolf
Fandom: Due South/HCL Crossover
Rating: R for profanity...fuckloads of profanity

In which, we have Constable Joe Dick instead of Fraser. I don't know how to describe it, but if you've never read it before, be prepared to laugh yourself sick.



[Location: Vancouver, Canada. Constable Joseph "Dick" Mulgrew picks up the phone.]

Joe: Ray? The fuck's going on?

Vecchio: Hey, Joey, how's the vacation going?

Joe: I end up working on my fucking vacation, how’s that for a crock of shit? Fuck it. How’s shit in Chicago?

Vecchio: Well, you know, Joey. Chicago's Chicago. Listen, I'm just calling to let you know that I may not be there at the train to pick you up.

Joe: You sonofabitch, Ray, what am I supposed to do, fucking walk? Asshole.


Burning Down the Motherfucking House

The link leads you to part 1 with links to subsequent parts.

Comments

[slidellra.livejournal.com]

Awesome rec. The sequel can be found here (http://fanfic.badb.net/xover/constablejoedex.html).

[akite.livejournal.com]

Thanks for finding that. I looked on her website, but I didn't see the crossover section. Both stories are such fun.