Learn to Speak Canine in Seven Easy Steps

[dewey3067.livejournal.com]

Title: Learn to Speak Canine in Seven Easy Steps
Author: etcetera_cat
Pairing F/K
Rating: PG-13
Length 7000 words
Why I'm reccing this fic: Dief's POV on Fraser and RayK's cluelessness about each other. Etcetera-cat definitely needed a rec here, because this is her first Due South story. It is absolutely hilarious and wonderful - and has one of the best last sentences I have ever read!


Consequently, in order to spare Ben’s feelings, Diefenbaker has always been slightly economical with the truth when it comes to just how good he is at interpreting human language. And, yes, okay, also the fact that he isn’t exactly totally deaf.

Though, to be perfectly honest, Diefenbaker is of the firm opinion that humans actually make more sense if you don’t listen to them. They spend that much time flapping their lips and pushing air about, that they seem to completely disregard— and, indeed, don’t even seem to understand— well over ninety percent of their own body language.

Master species of the planet? Only because they invented Krispy Kreme.



Learn to Speak Canine in Seven Easy Steps

Comments

[bertybertle.livejournal.com]

I didn't know she was new, or I'd have rec'd it! She writes so well I guessed she'd been here a loooooong time. It's a fantastic story. Good call! *grins*

[dewey3067.livejournal.com]

I figure everyone has probably read it, but just in case...

And she definitely needs to be in the roster of new dS authors and encouraged to hang around a while.

Also, there's a sequel Six Degrees of Separation (http://etcetera-cat.tripod.com/sixdegrees.html) ::sneaks it in because I've already recced three::

[bertybertle.livejournal.com]

Also, there's a sequel Six Degrees of Separation ::sneaks it in because I've already recced three::

*admires* Oh, very nicely done.

[etcetera-cat.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the rec(s)!

[dewey3067.livejournal.com]

No, thank you for writing and sharing with us!

::Throws Lindt dark chocolate your way - just as insurance::

but don't let Dief near it!

[etcetera-cat.livejournal.com]

guessed she'd been here a loooooong time

^_^;; That was indeed my first attempt at writing for DS. Usually I just lurk like an extremely accomplished lurky thing with a masters degree in lurking...