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Am I allowed two? I can't choose! *wibbles*

Title: Single White Mountie
Author: the_familiar
Pairing: F/K
Rating: NC-17
Length: 1046 words
Why I'm Reccing This Fic: (Badfic counts as crack, right?) So, back when the badfic challenge was live, I had a spot of RL, which meant I didn't read it at the time. Then, a few weeks later, I read ALL 45 ENTRIES in one day. My brain was burping purple prose for days. And this is the one that stuck in my mind most. The IM conversation. The PIZZA. I think katrin's comment said it best: 'This is painfully bad and your icon makes me want to cry.'

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Single White Mountie


Title: Familiarities
Author: joandarck
Pairing: Paul Gross/Fraser
Rating: R
Length: 1925 words
Why I'm Reccing This Fic: Because RPS/FPS is my very favourite crack, and Paul/Fraser is, well. Paul Gross. Twice! With added meta-y goodness. \o/ *pause for rereading* (I also direct your attention to the links in the header. I love this fandom.)

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Familiarities

Mail Order by china_shop

[somewhatdeluded.livejournal.com]

Ohhh man, this one's easy.

Title: Mail Order
Author: china_shop
Pairing: Benton/RayK
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~2400 words
Why I'm reccing this fic: Because the second I hear "toy", now, in any context, this is what I think of. This makes babysitting my friends' children RLY RLY INTERESTING. Also: this is incredibly, unbelievably, scorchingly hot. Oh my holy f-ing God. *melts*

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"Mail Order"

Admin Post: Stop Drop Rec Day Three!

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

Okay, kittens! Final Stop Drop Rec Challenge of the week, and you know what? You are launching us into the weekend with this, so I want you to really think and give us some AWESOME FIC to settle down into this weekend. Because it is a blah March weekend and we need something to keep us warm!

So your challenge is this: give us your Very! Favorite! SEX TOY FIC.

Dildos! Butt plugs! Nipple clamps! (...is there DS nipple clamp fic? Huh.) God, Fraser's Sam Browne belt counts as a sex toy! So does his lanyard if used correctly! Handcuffs count! Strap-ons! Use your imagination! Think deep and think hard and give us your favorite sex toy story! \o/

You have until 10AM EST tomorrow morning to post your recs. Go forth and be happy!

omg, I keep asking justbreathe80 for thoughts on these challenges, and then I just write them while I'm waiting for her email back. So just as I post something like BUTT PLUGS FTW, I get an email with a nice, wholesome suggestion like "Comfort fic!" Uhm. I find sex toys comforting? Does that count?

Conjunction by Hth

[jadelennox]

Title: Conjunction
Author: Hth
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski/Vecchiof
Rating: NC-17
Length: 5940 words
Why I'm reccing this fic: Because Vecchio's observations of Kowalski and Fraser fighting for dominance are so on-target. Because it's a great interpretation of Kowalski as an alpha, when he's often read as a pushy bottom. Because watching Vecchio watch Fraser be dysfunctional is his Fraserish way is completely on target. Because watching these two very different tops together is disturbing and excellent. Because it's so hot it melts my screen.

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Conjunction

The Attractive Series by kelliem

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Title: The Attractive Series: Snoop, Yes, Push, and Open
Author: kelliem
Pairing: Benton/RayK
Rating: NC-17
Length: Short PWPs
Why I'm reccing this fic: Ask me for a story that features sex toys and this kelliem series instantly springs to mind. Perfect when you want something hot to read. And re-read.

( A brief excerpt from Snoop )

Snoop

( A brief excerpt from Yes )

Yes

( A brief excerpt from Push )

Push

( A brief excerpt from Open )

Open

Foreign Territory by Aristide

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Title: Foreign Territory
Author: Aristide
Pairing: F/K
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~19,000 words
Why I'm reccing this fic: Because while the toy appears for one scene, it cracks me up everytime. And has a truly memorable supplication to a lower power. And because the story overall kicks ass.

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Foreign Territory