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[llassah.livejournal.com]

Title: Carve Out My Heart Why Dont You
Author:sprat
Pairing: F/K
Rating: NC-17
Length: Short
Why I'm Reccing This Fic:  This was written for the ds_flashfiction  badfic challenge, and no one does badfic like an amazing writer *g*. Lesbian vampires and their amazing pink dialogue and mournful song will stick with you for the rest of the day, and I defy you not to giggle like a fool upon reading this.

OH MY GOD! Ben was in danger! Ray had to go to him RIGHT NOW! He rushed out into the pouring rain, which plastered his white t-shirt to his heaving pecs and made him look a lot more cut than he usually did, because you know how he always wears those baggy clothes and you totally cant see his body? But wet like that, you could, and it turned out that he was cut, and his blue eyes stared out mournfully from his beautiful face, brimming with tears and concern for his partner. For Ben. For the other half of his SOLE.

Carve Out My Heart Why Dont You

Comments

[snarkyducky.livejournal.com]

thank you so much for reccing this -- i don't know how i could've missed it, but it's the best crackfic in all the fandoms i've ever been in. my tummy ache thanks you ;D
♥

[llassah.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yay, I think that this fic should defiitely be in dS starter packs of fics, it's just so- so bad! So you're welcome *g*

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

oh holy god, I love this fic. LESBIAN VAMPIRES FTW.

[llassah.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I know! God, every fic should have lesbian vampires! (and I want LESBIAN VAMPIRES FTW on a t shirt \0/)